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14 June 2020
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18 June 2020
Smiling Lady Turns 140
For well over a century this iconic smile has been used by everyone on the internet on their contact pages.
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Slugs Evolve To Look Like Bananas
Evolution takes a funny turn as a new study confirms slugs are changing their colour to emulate bananas.
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Terrifying New Koala Disease
An anonymous Koala has been confirmed to be suffering from a rare and potentially devistating disease.
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Invisible Beetle Identified
A previously unknown invisible beetle identified by an expert could help police solve a mystey
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First Separation By Magnetism
The first trial separation by magnitising the couple with the same magnetic pole began today.
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Girl Proves Pyramids Moved Easily
There is uproar in the Egyptian pyramid world with the traditionalists and ancient technologists amazed by this new discovery.
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Guantánamo Bay Prisoners Clean Windows
The quintet of orange clad prisoners were seen descending a large purpose built skyscraper.
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Deodorant Company Redefines Fashion
A company specialising in under-arm deodorants has unwittingly changed the fashion industry
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Planners Accused About New Conservatory
"Favourtism" was the chant that rang round the council planning office last Tuesday
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Keyboard Madness
New keyboard design blatently favours financial institutions.
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Critical Flaw In New Office Design
A radical new office design has suffered a 'minor setback' according to insiders
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Mobile Phones Declared A Hit
Marketing companies everywhere have now agreed that mobile phones are here to stay.
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Loitering With Intent
Three white males arrested for loitering with intenet at the museum.
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Old Tech No Longer Working
There have been numerous reports of older style technology that no longer appears to work.
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Couple Get Old Too Young
A couple have been accused of acting and behaving in an old manner.
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Surprising Modern Wonder Foods
New world foods may be the answer to a healthy heart and a sharp mind.
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Toilet Roll Mudguard Trial
A new directive will ensure all toilet roll dispensers will be fitted with mud guards in an attempt
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Lighthouse Not At All Light
Lighthouse keepers were left in shock following the discovery that lighthouses are not at all light.
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Man Catches Light In Physics First
The physics world is in deep reflection today following new astounding revolations
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Man Tracks Digital Footprints
There's a new breed of big game hunter on the block. The digital footprint tracker.
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They're Laughing At Us
There have been a disturbing number of animals and birds being filmed laughing at humans.
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Royal Ascot Race Run In Reverse
Royal Ascort hosted the first hourse race to be run backwards this weekend.
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Truth - Not Stranger Than Fiction
Over 100 of the world's top scientists have confirmed that fiction is just as strange as truth.
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Controversial New Mission
Controversy was not the only emotion exhibited by those attending the opening of a new mission.
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Cats Used For Click-Bait
The dispicable practice of using cute cat images to lure visitors, long thought to be
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Flawed Floors
The prize for the worst floor was won this year by this wonderful example of comtemporary bollocks.
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Levitating Penguin Completes News
A recent study suggests that modern websites are not considered to be complete without a levitating Penguin story.
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