This story broke literally minutes after the image used for the Levitating Story was added to a paywall having previously been free.

The reception from web host and design companies has been mixed with most feigning ignorance of the story and some denying that penguins have the power to levitate when they have lost the ability to fly.

When it was pointed out that they may have lost their ability to fly because they evolved levitation, we were just met with an incongerous stare.

"There could be literally four sites on the entire internet who think that this is a thing." said an expert "Is this really what quality news gathering is all about?" We here at Stu's News certainly think it is.