Controversy was not the only emotion exhibited by those attending the opening of a new mission. The new mission, based on an old design, will be dedicated to those who have longed to procreate in a way approved by all religons. .

A fertility expert commented "We are very pleased with the way that our natural urge to recreate has finally found it's place as a holy mission".

When approached from behind, one of the organisers warned us that we should "get the f**k out of here". We continue to research elsewhere.