A couple have been accused of acting and behaving in an old manner. This most dreadful of accustaions was made by a Holywood ledgend, famed for acting and behaving young when in fract is very old.

"This kind of behaviour is the pits, man" The legend siad recently. "Don't they realise the huge money all of us have invested in the young industry?".They certainly do have a point.

"The venerable couple declined to comment but promised to crochette a cushion with one in the future.