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Planners Accused About New Conservatory

"Favourtism" was the chant that rang round the council planning office last Tuesday as the public were allowed to see the new mayor's conservatory,

One councillor went on record by saying "I was stopped from putting a window in our rabbit hutch and the mayor is allowed to build a 5000 square meter extension to his 300 square meter house, how is that fair?" We do appreciate that his opinion could change should they be elected mayor.

The mayor released a statement in which he said "I think it's wonderful". He also pointed out that "We put a path and bin in place so that the little people can look at it".