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Magnetic Separation

Couple With Same Magnetic Pole Cannot Touch

The first trial separation by magnitising the couple with the same magnetic pole began today.

Janet and John (A perfect couple until they weren't) agreed to the new technological trial and in a joint statement released last night said "Magnetsim brought us together, so it is only right that magnetism should now keep us apart."

The couple made it clear that they are willing to meet other attractive magnetically altered people; strictly opposites only.