An anonymous Koala has been confirmed to be suffering from a rare and potentially devistating disease.

The disease manifests as a small swelling under the arm pit but if unreated, develops into a full blown human arm. The picture above shows one such victim in the later phases of the disease.

"If I had not seen it with my own eyes, I would not have believed it" Said a very high up official in Australia. The official added: "Bloody hell mate, there's some weird shit happening in Australia nowadays". We cannot comment on this insight.